Michelle Buchanan

Blame it on my OCD...


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Reblogged from ohrendelle

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

(Source: ohrendelle, via simbaaaaaaa)

Reblogged from sluttyoliveoil

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via azazel-the-hare)

Reblogged from seifukucat

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

severingsnapes:

mr-egbutt:

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

especially when you go back for seconds

image

The gif is perfect because it represents the only two possible reactions to this joke

(via simbaaaaaaa)

Reblogged from paralysedbeaver
Reblogged from terufrying

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: terufrying, via b0hemian-scandal)

Reblogged from gaygayverygay
spicy-vagina-tacos:

wait i missed the t rex do it again

spicy-vagina-tacos:

wait i missed the t rex do it again

(Source: gaygayverygay, via simbaaaaaaa)

Reblogged from living-consequences
  • Homework: A
  • Classwork: A
  • Project: A
  • Test: F
  • Final grade: F
Reblogged from piplump

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via generalbooty)

Reblogged from pizzashrapnelblindness

pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

(via orgasmic-humor)

Reblogged from runninginheels90